In my recap last night, I mentioned my fantasy that Kellie Pickler is a college student at a tony Southern university and that all this talk of calimari and sal-mon and minks and puppies and incarcerated fathers and absentee mothers has just been a huge put-on.
I dunno who Leslie Gray Streeter is, but we share an opinion.
Oh and one thing I didn't mention in my recap that I wanted to: Did you catch the look of horror on Katharine McPhee's face when Ryan asked if she was pregnant and jokes that Kevin Covais might be the father and then we cut to the Spectacled Fetus yukking it up? It was a look that said, "Yo, Geek Boy, you're goofy enough to joke about, but don't start buying into the hype that you're some Doogie Howser-style sex magnet. I won't be your Wanda!"
It's time for the Kevin Covais backlash to begin. Possibly this evening?